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My name Course its a Corsa

Ah, behold the "Courtesy Cruiser" they graciously offer from the garage! It's like a little gift, a charming reminder that while your beloved ride is under repair, they won't leave you stranded on the side of the road like a lost puppy. Oh no, you get to cruise around town in their swanky, zippy substitute. It's not your regular set of wheels, but hey, beggars can't be choosers, right? So wave goodbye to your dear old car and embrace this "temporary treasure" that comes with an air of adventure and a dash of mystery. Who knows what tales it holds? Just remember, it's only here to fill the void until your true automotive love returns. So, buckle up and enjoy the ride, courtesy of the garage's quirky chariot!



My name is Krappie Ka Ka

Well, well, well, it seems the garage's "Retro Rocket" has come straight out of a time capsule – a Ford Ka 2010 with a 0-60 time that's not exactly winning any drag races! But hey, who needs speed when you've got style, right? This old-school beauty might take its sweet time to reach highway speeds, but it's got a charm that could make Vin Diesel jealous. It's like driving through a blast from the past, complete with the cassette player and crank windows. But fear not, this Retro Rocket will still get you where you need to go, even if it takes as long as brewing a perfect cup of tea. So, buckle up, embrace the nostalgia, and enjoy the leisurely ride courtesy of the garage's time-traveling gem!



My name is Zee Zoe

Well, well, well, look who's got the "Green Glamour"! The garage sure knows how to treat you right with their eco-friendly electric Renault Zoe. It's like they've handed you the key to the future – a zippy little spaceship on wheels. No more revving engines, just a smooth, silent ride that feels like gliding on a cloud. And let's not forget the cheeky grin you get when passing those gas-guzzlers at the traffic lights. You're not just cruising in style; you're making a statement - "I care about the planet, and I've got the wheels to prove it!" So, embrace the Green Glamour and show the world that you're not just driving a car – you're driving a movement. Viva la electric revolution!

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